10 absolutely useless gadgets

I am a big sucker for useless gadgets (just ask my friends) the sillier the better. But even I have a limit – these gizmos are just to stupid to even exist!

I’ve listed 10 really, really useless gadgets. And let’s save the worst one for last.

Starting at 10th place….

10. The Fly Cathing Burping Plant

BURPING? Okay. That’s really nice.

9. The Banana Protector

This looks kind of like a… condom. I don’t know if I would be comfortable pealing this one on and off in public.

8. The I Secretly Watch A Video Glasses

You look kind of like an idiot. Not cool. Not at all. And will you be able to notice what happens around you when you’re walking down the street in these?

7. The Keyboard Pants

Oh yes. Cause nothing is more classy than a guy fingering away in this area.

6. The Makeup & Mirror Mouse

Could be geek and chic – but looks rather tacky to me. And you can’t really bring that to the ladies room now can you?

5. The I Can Write On My Toast Messenger

So this is the idea – you print a message on the top of the toaster and it prints the message on to the toast. Funny yes – and totally useless.

4. The iPad Stand

So my idea of the iPad is that I want to use it on the go, waiting for my flight at the airport, travelling by train or just home chilling in my sofa. The whole idea is that it’s suppose to be PORTABLE. Not mounted to a freakin’ metal… whatever this is.

3. The Bubble Wrap Sound Replicator

Cause we just loooooooooove the sound of bubblewrap and we can’t get enough of it! Or wait – we can.

2. The Motorcycle Helmet Aroma Humifier

WTF and OMG. So a scented smell can of course me nice to have in the apartment. But not if the dispenser is a ugly looking MOTORCYCLE HELMET. I mean – what WHERE they thinking?

1. The USB Heating Knee Pads

Yes. USB Heating Knee Pads – that’s what I want for christman. SRLY? What is up with the pink fur? And the bows? I have NO WORDS. I die.